Welcome back my devoted fans. By popular request my "gut" will take the time out of it's busy and important schedule to answer some of your questions.
Q: There is talk of a team that is making a prototype for the ALMS P1, but there is a DNA contract. Do you know who this team is?
A: Hahahaha... of course I know. How could I not know? First thing, young pup: We are not talking deoxyribonucleic acid. Again, Gliding Serpent's gut has cut through the rumors like a machete through foliage. It has determined the identity of the mysterious team that "is working on a prototype and it's not Peugeot." Drum roll my fellow fans... the team is Toyota. Things just got a little delayed because someone locked the keys in the coupe cockpit! Yes!! This will be a closed cockpit car... bring back any memories?
Expect an announcement around Le Mans. Consider this a fact dear fans, the gut never lies.
Q: Who do you think will win Le Mans this year?
A: My dear fans, you, the viewers of this fine sports car racing series, will ALL win at Le Mans this year.
Q: Is Gliding Serpent a play off of Flying Lizard Motorsports? Are you a fan?
A: Actually, that is a popular misconception. Their name is a play off of mine. And yes, they are big fans.
You are welcome.
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