Jul 19, 2009

Gliding Serpent Motorsports online store now open!

By popular request, we are happy to announce that Gliding Serpent Motorsports has opened an Official Team Store!

Thank you for shopping at our online store. If you would like to submit an order, or have any questions about shipping or our products, email us at Gliding_Serpent@Hotmail.com. Click small pictures to get a larger view.

We accept

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Item 001: Gliding Serpent Motorsports "98% of the way there" T-Shirt

Celebrate the Serpent's inaugural 2010 entry into the ALMS GT2 class with this cool new tee. The image shows the No. 95 Porsche in all it's press release glory. We have printed only 50 shirts total, so get one soon! Printed on a white 60% organic cotton tee by AlmostOrganics.

$50.00

Sizes: S/M/L/XL/Fatty



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Item 002: Gliding Serpent Motorsports "You are welcome!" T-Shirt

Everyone loves the Serpent with his feel-good wit. Show how much you love him, and adore his every word, with this "You are welcome" T-Shirt! Shirt front shows the No. 95 Porsche in all it's press release glory (see item 001). We have printed only 50 shirts total, so get one soon! Printed on a white 60% organic cotton tee by AlmostOrganics.

$50.00

Sizes: S/M/L/XL/Chubba-dub
(only 48 left!)

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Item 003: Gliding Serpent Motorsports "Frigging Joke" T-Shirt

Celebrate the birth of the Gliding Serpent's "World Class (TM) and one-sidedly positive view of all things ALMS" blog of all things truth related with this new shirt. Re-experience the classic moments of offensive comments after post #00. Shirt front shows the No. 95 Porsche in all it's press release glory (see item 001). We have printed only 50 shirts total, so get one soon! Printed on a white 60% organic cotton tee by AlmostOrganics.

$50.00

Sizes: S/M/L/XL/Tubby

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Item 004: Gliding Serpent Motorsports "every meaningless point" T-Shirt

Forum pest or World-Class(TM) Hero? Whatever your views, pay tribute to the classic americanlemansfans.com moments whenever you wear this shirt. Shirt front shows the No. 95 Porsche in all it's press release glory (see item 001). We have printed only 50 shirts total, so get one soon! Printed on a white 60% organic cotton tee by AlmostOrganics.

$50.00

Sizes: S/M/L/XL/metabolic-disorder

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COMING SOON: Gliding Serpent Motorsports personal lubricant

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!

Gliding_Serpent@hotmail.com said...

If you only knew what I knew.