A: Good question... think online fantasy basketball/baseball/football/etc. but for racing. You are the team manager!
Q: Who cares?
A: You do DAMN IT!!! They have Le Mans Endurance Sports Car Racing leagues. Sure they are from the 2004/5 era... but 2008 is on it's way!
Q: Where?
A: Batracer.com!!!! It is free!
Q: Why are you not writing more stupid opinion articles on the ALMS? We miss you pretending that you know everything and anything related to the ALMS. We need someone to dump on our views, "flip" out in arguments, have the last word, tell us we can't read, flaunt insider contacts, and promote his blog/webpage on every possible opportunity! We need you back!
A: Because my 2 Porsche 911 RSR's are too busy helping me get my ass handed to me in Batracer!
Q: You seem like a chill guy Serpent? How can I race with you?
A: Join my clan... see below.
THE ENDURANCE SYNDICATE
Formula what??? Exactly! Who cares!!! >_<
This is for the red blooded endurance sports car racing fans that insist that it is "not real racing" until you pass the three hour mark. BTCC sprints and features? Hardly gets our tires warm. "Real men" drive sprints that are 2 hours, 45 minutes. We eat them for breakfast.
What is that? Think you are fast? Ok... now do that for 24 hours and then get back to us. You need to be fast AND have balls the size of your fist to run with us.
The Endurance Syndicate has one focus: To hone the ancient and sacred art that is Le Mans endurance sports car racing. We are a Tomb of knowledge. We will teach your grandmother to drive a GT car and hand you your hind-end when driving in the wet. We will make your brain explode with flawless endurance strategy.
Do you think you have what it takes? Are your balls the size of a medium sized fruit? Do you eat glass? Crap sparks? Belch fire? Think L. Hamilton is a fairy?
If you have said yes to at least one of the above... contact us. WE WANT YOU!
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